She’ll even come and bathe you “Coming to American” style, if that’s what you’re into. Like she will literally take care of you in such a way that she might be legally able to claim you on her taxes.I know 3 dudes that retired from hustling because they started dealing with a big bitch that just wouldn’t let them leave.She’ll cater to you Remember that Destiny’s Child song “Cater to you”, and all the dope shit they were talking about doing for their man?Of course you do, but know this: unless you’re balling out of control (and tricking/simping), you will never get a chick that isn’t at high risk for heart attack or diabetes and has a healthy BMI index to do any of that shit on a regular basis.
Sidenote: Jean De Grate STILL doesn’t date big bitches.Related: 10 Things Only Women Who Date Chubby Men Will Understand 4. Researchers for the found that overweight people (but not obese) may live longer than people that are clinically normal body weight. A study out of Turkey concluded that overweight men with obvious bellies last longer in bed than their thinner counterparts.So if your end goal is to live longer (and whose isn't? Chubby guys have more of the female sex hormone estradiol in their bodies, which slows down their orgasms — meaning you guys can get it on all night long. She skips breakfast to cut calories; like it makes any fucking difference.Very few fat bitches have that Monique type-of self esteem; deep down, most fat chicks are so ashamed.
She’ll pay cell phone bills and even buy him clothes; big bitches love to dress a nigga.